June 2012
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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“When things break, it’s not the actual breaking that prevents them from getting...”
– John Green and David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson  (via ellainexalbano)
Jun 3rd
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“Before I got here, I thought for a long time that the way out of the labyrinth...”
– John Green “Looking for Alaska” (via antertainer)
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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let's hang out with captain america!!!
applestamps: Read More
Jun 2nd
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Put your iTunes on shuffle and see the soundtrack...
Opening credits: Hip to My Heart - The Band Perry
Waking up: My Life Would Suck Without You - One Direction cover (Kelly Clarkson)
Falling in love: All I Want is Everything - Victorious cast
Fight song: Up All Night - One Direction
Breaking up: Tell Me a Lie - One Direction
Getting back together: The World is All One!! - The Idolm@ster soundtrack
Wedding: Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
Birth of child: Put Your Hearts Up - Ariana Grande
Final battle: You Lie - The Band Perry
Death scene: If I Die Young - The Band Perry
Funeral song: Make It Shine - Victorious cast
End credits: One Thing - One Direction
Jun 2nd
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This actually happened today
Art Teacher: To the person who's been drawing penises all over the art room--
Art Teacher: There are some anatomy books over there, these are really inaccurate.
Jun 2nd
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yrelectricsurgeissweet: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
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